Online Love Market

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I can see it now. Me and the ferret cracking open beers, partying, and joking about the girls I've laid, and the shits he's taken. I give it a few drinks....Thump Thump Thump...

Brown Sugar: "WHAT ARE YOU FUCKERS DOING?!?! ARE YOU GIVING BEER TO THE FERRET!!"

Totally forgot that drunken whispering=yelling. The ferret has won this time.

Omari learns a new skill

Oh God, oh fuck, my head, what time is it!? 7AM. Already time to go to work. I count my money. Spent over $100 on drinks and food last night. Not good. Not good at all.

I'm sick as fuck, but manage to make it through work. 6PM. Nyquil, quick nap. 9PM. Glass of Alka Seltzer. I'm good to go. There's no way in hell that I'm going to waste a Saturday night by staying inside and letting a little headache and cold get to me.

I'm convinced to check out Spice Bar tonight. I head there with Puerto Rico and Tank. What's this? Vanilla? What the hell are you doing here? How the hell did you even get into Spice with shelltoe Addidas and an Ohio State jacket? They must be stressed for customers this Thanksgiving weekend.

Tank starts talking to two girls and introduces me. Don't be an asshole Omari, don't be an asshole. I wave and turn away...

Tank: "What're you doing man!? Why didn't you flip them off!?"