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Maybe in the end nobody cares. Like my coworker said, “if getting drunk and making out with a hot chick is wrong, I don’t want to be right”. Of course we can always go with my life anthem,

Blame it on the goose,
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on the petron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

Women love public make-outs because of their narcissim. Men are uncomfortable with public make-outs because they just want to go home for sex.

Females know they are being looked at when they make out, and being “spontaneous” and all the things that pretty much disgust the guys.

Guys do it, of course, hoping for hot sex later in private. If you dont publically suck face with her, some other dude will…………so you are stuck.

If you are a reg at a bar though, and suck face there, be sure that everyone who is not there that night who is also a reg will learn of it and tease you about it endlessly. They never forget this shit either, even when you are in old age. The cockblocker you seduced and taped for fun, but had to make out with publically to do it, the one that was 25 pounds overweight with huge earrings and a beginning of a peterbelly, yes……..HER. They will remember this 10 years from now, and might even mention it to your wife just to see you shiver uncormfortably. What did that nickname that gal again, Kermit the Hog?

Lisa on February 18, 2009 12:51 am
I know! Anything worth doing is worth doing when nobody’s looking, I say.

VK on February 18, 2009 1:10 am
Lemmonex,


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