I mean seriously! What the f*ck is wrong with people? Don't people fight over worthy causes anymore? Now people want to have a little fisticuffs over getting on the train!

Strangely enough, as soon as the announcement came on, a guy hopped up out of his seat and gave it to the maniac 'no-one can even tell that you're pregnant' woman.

When we got off the train, I exclaimed "That was one of the funniest train journeys I've ever had!"

The boyf was livid. " I cannot BELIEVE you laughed. You were the only one!" "Don't you dare take the side of that maniac! That was totally uncalled for to behave like that! If I were to behave like that, under any circumstance, you'd be mortified!" "But you laughed!" he exclaimed, laughing himself. "I don't give a f*ck! I couldn't help it. You know I laugh at inappropriate times. It's a nervous condition. Are you siding with that lunatic?! Because if you are, I will make a holy show out of you in this station!" and I started throwing my arms wildly around me. "Get out of my way everybody!" "OK, OK!" he hissed and grabbed me by the arm. "Oh sh*t! She's just heard every word we said!" and there she was about 2 people in front of us. "What's she going to do? Brandish her bump at me?!" and we couldn't help but crack up laughing.

I saw her this morning and she looked down very sheepishly. Oh dear...

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